By using The Anger SanitAIzer, you agree to what's on this page. If you don't, please don't use it.
The Anger SanitAIzer is a comedy website. You paste something you're angry about, and an AI rewrites it at the tone you pick. That's the whole product.
It is for entertainment only. It is not legal, HR, employment, medical, or psychological advice, and it is not a substitute for talking to a professional who actually knows your situation.
You decide whether to send anything this site produces, and you accept the consequences of doing so. The tiers are named after temperatures for a reason: the hotter ones are designed to be unwise. Sending a rewritten message can damage your relationships, your reputation, or your job. That risk is yours alone.
You are also responsible for the text you submit, including making sure you have the right to share it and that you are not exposing someone else's confidential or personal information.
Please do not use this site to:
Access may be blocked at any time, for any reason, without notice.
You must be at least 13 to use this site, and old enough to agree to these terms where you live.
The rewrites are generated by an AI model. They may be inaccurate, tone-deaf, oddly worded, or not at all what you expected, and the same input will not always produce the same result. Nothing generated here represents the views of the site or its author. Read anything before you use it.
The site — its name, design, copy, and code — belongs to Jack McNamara. The text you submit remains yours, and you're free to use whatever the site hands back, including the share images.
This is a side project with a real API bill attached. It may be slow, rate-limited, broken, changed, or switched off entirely at any time, without notice.
Rewrites are produced using Anthropic's Claude API, and the site is hosted on Vercel. Your use of the site also involves those providers' own terms. See the privacy policy for what that means for your text.
The site is provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. No promise is made that it will be available, error-free, or suitable for anything in particular.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Jack McNamara is not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages, or for any lost income, work, opportunity, or reputation, arising out of your use of this site or anything you chose to send as a result of it.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without regard to its conflict-of-law rules. Any dispute arising out of them or out of your use of the site will be brought in the state or federal courts located in New York, and you agree to those courts' jurisdiction.
These terms may change; the “last updated” date above will change with them. Continuing to use the site means you accept the current version.
Reach the author at jackmcnamara@duck.com.